Morning News Round-Up -- 11.23.09: San Jose = Agrestic?

It seems someone at the Chronicle is finally paying attention to what happens south of SFO. Last week it was this story, this week it is Matier & Ross getting into the action talking about how a 2-team option is included in the 49er's Environmental Impact Report that was passed unanimously by the Santa Clara Planning Commission. (Thank you very friendly Mr./Ms. Anonymous...)

San Jose usually loves being unique, but this is not be one of those times. Sunday’s headline on the Merc “S.J. Strategy in mental disturbances questioned.” Those pesky paper-sellers chatted up police in New York and Memphis to learn how officers with mental health training are sent when mental illness is a factor in dispatch calls. San Jose Police Sgt. Teresa Jeglum says SJPD doesn’t “have the staffing for an automatic trigger.” Probably not the best choice of words Sgt. Jeglum when responding to a story about a Police shooting...

Keeping up with San Jose Police Chief Rob Davis, the Merc’s Scott Herhold suggests there’s a growing rift between Mayor Reed and Davis due to “pratfalls” (the shooting of Daniel Pham), “personnel” and “politics.” Herhold pokes at Davis for keeping even his SJPD start date a state secret. With a little sleuthing, Herhold learns Davis can officially ditch San Jose with a pension over $200,000 October 24, 2010. For those of you who like to keep count, October 24th is 11 months from tomorrow... and from what our folks on the 18th floor tell us, that is going to be a loooooong 11 months for the Chief.

Let the mud fly. Silicon Valley’s GOP gubernatorial wannabe’s are getting their YouTube experience early as they slap each other around in an early war of the words. According to the Merc’s Internal Affairs a recent Merc story drew claws from the teams of Steve Poizner and Meg Whitman. At least these two will be prepared for the childish games in Sacramento should either of them beat Jerry Brown...

San Jose Mayor Chuck Reed hopes to freeze Redevelopment Agency spending, slicing Redevelopment chief Harry Mavrogenes budget of $132 million. Reed also supports alternatives to dishing the $58 million owed to the County, like handing over the keys to the former City Hall, saying “their obligations are subordinate…” County Executive Jeff Smith is unlikely to go along “the fact they are overleveraged… is a problem we didn’t create.”

While Gilroy tries to shut down their defiant pot shop, San Jose gears up to write the rules to set out the “Open 4(20) Business” sign. Despite Mayor Chuck Reed’s reminder, pot shops are not (yet) legal in San Jose -- even if San Jose sometimes looks like Agrestic.

The Merc’s Joe Rodriguez visited an East San Jose neighborhood in search of answers. Why were trick-or-treating children attacked by Sureno gang members who were barely old enough to drive?

Judge Edward Lee loves his new “Soviet-bloc-style” courthouse in Morgan Hill, in spite of the smell of sewage, a flooded parking lot, a messed up sound system, an unusable jury room, and a door that won’t close. Lee admits there are “minor quirks” staff “has put up with” but is confident the County can fix problems not covered under warranty. This is the story that keeps on giving...

The week kicks off with the obligatory Carr/Rosen moment-by-moment campaign reporting. This week's update: the two work on different floors in the County building... Thank you Internal Affairs for that critical bit of information. Internal Affairs could also barely contain themselves after learning Palo Alto marketing firm Global Fluency wasn’t as fluent on the local media. It seems the Merc received a pitch to cover the (apparently) unknown berg of San Jose. Mayor Reed’s spokesperson Michelle McGurk sniffed “a pitch like this to the local paper is not something I consider a priority.” Unless it is part of her own job...

Local government buffs will want to know…

• San Jose’s Envision 2040 Task Force meets to work out San Jose’s master plan.
• The Mountain View – Los Altos High School District talks employee contracts.
• Santa Clara Unified School District considers class-size reduction and converting the old Agnews Hospital to school grounds.
• Sunnyvale’s City Council talks parkland.

This is funny...

A Watch Dog friend who reads pbump.net religiously sent us this update from Phillip Bump (via Twitter):

In a cab, headed to JFK, for a flight to San Jose. Probably for secret plots to undermine the old guard! Who knows!

Expect well-written, funny, and effective political steps to be taken soon from Canoas Garden... watch out Mayor Reed...